Rakai Meets HOOD SANTA

"Santa Claus is real; I’m talking to him today. Do you believe in Santa Claus?"

Context: Rakai engages with the viewers, discussing the reality of Santa Claus during the live stream.

"What the hell is that, a cookie? That's a blueberry muffin, definitely not a cookie!"

Context: Rakai humorously questions the authenticity of a cookie during a fun moment with friends.

"Everybody calm down, I’m going to give you my list and ask for presents."

Context: Rakai announces his intention to share his Christmas gift list to Santa.

"How about acrylic nails? You know the fake clear nails that everyone’s been getting?"

Context: Rakai humorously requests acrylic nails, showcasing playful banter during the conversation.

"How much do you weigh? When I finally got it, it said 530 pounds!"

Context: A comical exchange occurs as two people discuss weight, leading to a surprising revelation.

"How's it fun being fat? Listen, I can hide stuff under here and eat cookies!"

Context: Rakai humorously defends the advantages of being overweight during a light-hearted moment.

"Being skinny ain’t it; being fat has its own fun and advantages, just like me."

Context: Rakai asserts that there are perks to being overweight, using humor to highlight the situation.

"You need a job, that list sounds like you need to start working right now."

Context: Santa jokingly critiques Rakai's extensive gift list, suggesting he should find a job.

"You can't even finish your list; you stopped at the nails, how's that fair?"

Context: Rakai's friend points out that he didn't complete his holiday wish list, adding humor.

"I just been eating and eating and eating; that's how I got fat, never full."

Context: Rakai reflects on his eating habits, linking them humorously to gaining weight.

"Look at how I can move; you can't do this all day without being fat!"

Context: Rakai playfully demonstrates his movements, emphasizing the carefree attitude of being heavy.

"This Santa character, he's black and knows how to rap; it’s crazy to see!"

Context: Rakai expresses surprise over the unique and humorous interaction with his Santa character.

"If it ain’t a fat, then what did you call that 38 chickens and 23 snacks?"

Context: Rakai makes a light-hearted rhyme about food in a rap battle-style interaction.

"When did you realize you were getting a little big? Did it ever hit you?"

Context: A serious moment turns into a humorous reflection reflecting on body image and self-awareness.

"I go out and eat all the time; it's not that I’m lazy, just hungry!"

Context: Rakai humorously defends his eating habits, asserting that he enjoys food frequently.

"I wanted a Birkin bag, but my list sounds more like I need to work!"

Context: Rakai jokes about his extravagant Christmas list, drawing laughter from the friends around.